Sue me, sue me, shot bullets through me ....

I (personally and the paper) was threatened with a lawsuit today by a disgruntled subject. You see she and her husband are suing Cranford for not telling them about flooding that impacted their home. I found about it (first paper, including the Star-Ledger, to cover it, thank you very much) and did a story on it. I also quoted the township attorney as saying that their case was the most frivolous he'd seen in 20 years practicing law. She called me at 9:00 a.m. saying: "I will own your paper, you hack. How dare you call me frivolous! You're going down for the no talent piece of garbage that you are!"
Noon rolls around, her attorney Heather calls me saying: "I understand that Mrs. C called you today and I must tell you that no such action will be taken. Thank you." Click.
It's all good.
So what do I do to take the edge off ?
A quiz!

Your brain: 60% interpersonal, 60% visual, 240% verbal, and 40% mathematical!

Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers. Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious: Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 42% on interpersonal You scored higher than 31% on visual You scored higher than 99% on verbal You scored higher than 18% on mathematical

Link: The 4-Variable IQ Test written by chriscoyne on Ok Cupid